was that really necessary
like what do you expect me to climb down like an awkward fuck
"ugh….give me a minute…..oop….almost slipped…….that would have sucked huh…………..k i’m down let me go around this fence……………..
k see you losers.”
an illustrated version
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.
and then she ended up being a fembot and tried to shoot him with her boobs but he was too shagalicious
…A decade and a half of knowing this song, and I never even knew they had featured it in the show until just now.
The model in the controversial “photoshopped” swimsuit ad came to prove us all wrong. Boy, were we wrong.
Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»
he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar
“Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.
Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.”
JESUS CRISTOS :’(
gonna go cry now oh my god
i dont think you understand there are legitimate tears streaming down my face